Monday, February 21, 2011

Netflix Top 100 - 94.The Guardian



Another movie where I had a hell of a time getting through all of it. Again, who is funding these horrible flicks and even better yet, who the hell is writing them? I would like to strangle the person who threw in so many overblown movie cliches into this already weak plot. I nearly choked on them: yes there was that many.

Kevin Costner plays Ben Randall a legendary rescue swimmer who trains elite Coast Guard units. I suppose he's legendary because he's still swimming even at his advanced age. Or maybe because somehow they managed to make a movie based on this absurd premise.

Regardless, he runs into hotshot Jake Fischer (Ashton Kutcher) and trains Kutcher on not only legendary rescue techniques but he guides him on the lessons of life. I only have one question, "Who the hell thinks Ashton Kutcher can act?" He is a good comedic actor but even that's a stretch. He should stick to "Punked" cause this film Stunked.

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